Black Zodiac Analysis

Well, I gotta admit it's fun playing the applications in facebook. Some are sh1tty. Some lulz. Some are scarily accurate.

So here's my Black Zodiac analysis; Negative description of a Scorpio;
(I split the sentences so I can leave a comment next to it.

Horrors with Scorpio in Black Zodiac!

[note: pic above is Esper Cuchulain from Final Fantasy XII. The Zodiac representation is Scorpio and its attribute is poison. Warning: your HP recedes when fighting this Esper. Make sure you have a lotta HP and have Larsa tagging along for unlimited hi-potions 8D Pic chosen to relate with 'Black Zodiac' :3]

• There is little that could be added to your bad reputation. However, we believe it interesting to twist the knife still deeper. (bad rep... and i'm that deep eyh)


• You are a sly, inquisitive and aggressive person. (triple slash inflicted)


• Strangely enough, you remind of scorpions (no pun intended!), but also of sewer rats, perverse, petty and frightening. (RATS??)


• You revel in other people´s sufferings, (oh sadism. true enuff) so please don´t purport that it is because you want to help them transcend their ordeals and know themselves better (but that's not a lie! it's how i teach lessons!), because we know very well that your evil and cunning nature enjoys attracting attention and stirring up ill-feeling. (oh u...)


• You are believed to have an intense sexual energy. (this i do not know, but in terms of thinking BL...............)


• However, it has more to do with a regrettable tendency to release your impulses, since you are unable to control them. (yea i always end up feeling guilty for not watching my words)


• You also cultivate a high opinion of yourself, and to make yourself interesting, you play the mysterious and rebellious personage. (ufuuu yea i do that. even my roommate says that i'm a mystery)


• Nevertheless, it is obvious that you feel unloved, which drives you almost paranoid. (t-t-that's not true! who the f*ck cares about that??)


• You see evil everywhere, and to protect yourself against it, like a spider setting its cobwebs, you keep on manipulating everyone in your entourage (from my POV, there's always something negative. But i don't think i manipulate people...)


• you should admit that it is awfully difficult for you afterwards to get out of the mess you have created. (indeed....)

Make virtual/imaginary calculation there's approximately 85% accuracy in this analysis.

whoever did this app wins.